Dec 8, 2012

Toy de Jour (234) - Gormiti #14 Tormentor, The Torturer

What in the world? Why did he think that his christian name "Tormentor" wasn't threatening enough? He had to add on "The Torturer"?! I think someone's compensating.

Dec 4, 2012

Toy de Jour (233) - Gormiti #13 Bullrock

A bull made of rock!? I know it's probably coming off as sarcastic, but I'm am 100% sincere in my statements. I love these names. I think these figures are amazing. Should have said that sooner I guess... The dude has rock hammers. How could that NOT be cool?

Dec 3, 2012

Toy de Jour (232) - Gormiti #12 Dedalus, The Undergrounder

He's blind. He digs. He's cool. Seriously, every new name I hear I want to shout like a wrestling announcer. 

Dec 2, 2012

Toy de Jour (231) - Gormiti #11 Helios, The Lord of the Skies

Get it? Like Lord of the Flies but cooler. He's pretty much like the strongest bird ever. Duh.

Crotch shot!

Dec 1, 2012

Toy de Jour (230) - Gormiti #10 The Mysterious Knight

No one has ever seen his face. Instant awesome. Oh, also - he generates fireballs from his hands. How can each figure be more awesome than the last? Holy hell.