Mark today on your calendars, folks. Because as of now, we can finally rest knowing that our half-man, half-snake figures will finally be warm at night. I cannot tell you how many times I've woken up in the morning to find a freezing cold "Snake Man" figure shivering at my doorstep just begging for a blanket or a sock or SOMETHING to help keep this cold-blooded creature from getting even colder. Well, that's not going to happen any more!
Thanks to our friend Kelly Bolton, ToydeJour.com is bringing you an exclusive handmade (made-to-order in fact) chance to own your very own Snake Man Cozy! Let's face it, some of the older Snake Man figures are about 25 years old at this point, they're no spring chicken. In toy years, 25 is approximately 83. So let's stop having these guys walking around with a big ol' naked snake tail, let's wrap them up in these amazing knitted cozies and but the whole Himalayan frostbite embarrassment behind us!
The Snake Man Cozy also protects from dust, sun-aging, mutative spores, markers and just about anything you can think of!* The perfect gift for that Joe fan in your life that THINKS they have everything! Snake Man Cozy comes in plastic baggie with hang-tag pictured here.
So pick your color and order away. Since each one of these is handcrafted for that special Snake Man in your life, please allow up to 10 days for delivery.
*Warning, the Snake Man Cozy will not give protection from hot-shot Lieutenants trying to gouge out an eye.