Toy de Jour (234) - Gormiti #14 Tormentor, The Torturer

What in the world? Why did he think that his christian name "Tormentor" wasn't threatening enough? He had to add on "The Torturer"?! I think someone's compensating.

Toy de Jour (233) - Gormiti #13 Bullrock

A bull made of rock!? I know it's probably coming off as sarcastic, but I'm am 100% sincere in my statements. I love these names. I think these figures are amazing. Should have said that sooner I guess... The dude has rock hammers. How could that NOT be cool?

Toy de Jour (232) - Gormiti #12 Dedalus, The Undergrounder

He's blind. He digs. He's cool. Seriously, every new name I hear I want to shout like a wrestling announcer. 

Toy de Jour (231) - Gormiti #11 Helios, The Lord of the Skies

Get it? Like Lord of the Flies but cooler. He's pretty much like the strongest bird ever. Duh.

Crotch shot!

Toy de Jour (230) - Gormiti #10 The Mysterious Knight

No one has ever seen his face. Instant awesome. Oh, also - he generates fireballs from his hands. How can each figure be more awesome than the last? Holy hell.

Toy de Jour (229) - Gormiti #09 Geyser, The Angry

I'm really jealous of the folks that got to come up with the names for these guys. I'm gonna try one real quick. Um... Gary, The Pouty! That's not very good but I had fun... Speaking of fun; "...when he blows, HE BLOWS!!" That'll be all.

Toy de Jour (228) - Gormiti #08 Magic Crow

I'm thinking of changing my name to Magic Crow. Who's with me?!

Toy de Jour (227) - Gormiti #07 Moray, The Crusher

HOLY CRAP MORAY, THE CRUSHER IS AWESOME. Three heads!? Heads instead of hands? And he looks like he's doing an amazing dance move too!? He's the only Gormiti that I both fear and respect for the thought that he may try to dance with anyone, including me.

Toy de Jour (226) - Gormiti #03 Helico the Wary

Oh shit, Stalactites for hands and now drills for hands!? I'm sure we've seen the craziest of the Gromiti at this point, right? Helico is the first member of the Sea Tribe to be featured thus far. And probably the only figure to sport a Clam shell for a head.

Helico likes to sleep apparently and thrashes at anyone that enters his room while shouting "Don't touch my damn sandwich!!" Not a lot of people like Helico.

Toy de Jour (225) - Gormiti #02 Humongous Lord of the Earth

Unless instead of stalactites for hands you were in fact HUMONGOUS, LORD OF THE EARTH! How could you lose with a name like that? Not to mention four freaking arms. You go, Humongous. You go.

Toy de Jour (224) - Gormiti #01 Stalactite, the Unforeseeable

The first Gormiti is of the Earth Tribe, Stalactite the Unforeseeable. We're posting the trading cards so you can see character bios as well. He has stalactites for hands! Might as well stop posting these guys, there's probably no one that could top him...